I'm Jake. I reblog stuff I like. Pretty simple.
League of Legends summoner name: DemoJ
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
IT’S A NIGHT FURY
- Everybody I know who plays league of legends frequently and always talks about league of legends and watches videos about league of legends and is level 30 in league of legends and makes references to league of legends and has spent real life cash on skins in league of legends (via impostory)
you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time
but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes
she has a thing for them
IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
// y’all got me doing shit like this at work.